From a friend

and I have to share

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  1. Kim
    Nov 22, 2011 @ 16:17:21

    The Parrot

    > A young man named John received a parrot as a
    > gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
    > out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
    >
    > John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying
    > only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of
    > to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.
    >
    > Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
    > back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
    > John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in
    > the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
    >
    > Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
    > minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
    > the freezer.
    >
    > The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said, “I
    > believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m
    > sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend
    > to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
    >
    > John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.

    As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the
    > bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
    >
    > HAPPY EARLY THANKSGIVING !

    Reply

  2. zillaoftheresistance
    Nov 22, 2011 @ 16:48:36

    Ha ha ha ha.
    I like that, thanks for sharing, Kim! 🙂

    Reply

  3. Sherry
    Nov 22, 2011 @ 17:34:40

    😆 ❗ ❗ ❗

    Reply

  4. Kim
    Nov 22, 2011 @ 17:58:37

    i had to share, Sherry!!

    It was too funny not to!!

    Reply

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