12 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

When your family or friends
cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give them this list.
Then they can then pick a reason from this “TOP 12″…

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18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Kim
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 10:29:53

    1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

    2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

    6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.

    8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

    9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

    11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.

    12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

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  2. Sherry
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 11:22:46

    I voted Democrat so I could have a hand out, not a hand up.

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  3. Kim
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 12:07:14

    This is what happens when you have zero leadership and sympathizers among the public officials. You’re essentially putting out the welcome mat for continued anarchy. At this point they really deserve no mercy and you can expect the anarchists to take this as the cue for more violence.

    http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/profiles-in-cowardice-oakland-backs-off-increasing-enforcement-against-occupy-maniacs/

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  4. Kim
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 12:11:32

    Deaths, guns, whistle-blowers and the highest law officer in the land stonewalling a congressional investigation are the juicy ingredients of a story network news reporters would love to cover – if a Republican were in office. However, when Attorney General Eric Holder testified on Thursday (February 2) before a House oversight committee investigating Operation Fast and Furious, the news was completely ignored by NBC and ABC (there was one full story on Friday’s CBS This Morning). The virtual blackout of Holder’s testimony continues an overall trend of ABC and NBC burying one of the Obama administration’s biggest scandals, despite continual coverage by their competitors at CBS, CNN and Fox News.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/geoffrey-dickens/2012/02/08/mrc-study-abc-and-nbc-anything-fast-and-furious-gunwalking-scandal

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  5. Kim
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 12:16:19

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  6. Kim
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 14:35:11

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  7. Kim
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 15:05:29

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  8. Sherry
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 15:24:52

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    • Kim
      Feb 08, 2012 @ 16:55:04

      The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured soldier what had happened.

      The soldier reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

      We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road..

      I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing left wing commie who isn’t even an American.

      So I said that Osama Bin Laden acts like a nasty, mean-spirited butthead! He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”

      “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”

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  9. Sherry
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 15:45:58

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  10. Kim
    Feb 08, 2012 @ 17:15:59

    Taxpayer On The Hook For 10,000 School Children To Be Bused In For Mooch’s Latest Photo-Op…

    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/08/taxpayer-on-the-hook-for-10000-school-children-to-be-bused-in-for-moochs-latest-photo-op/

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  11. Sherry
    Feb 10, 2012 @ 14:15:05

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  12. Kim
    Feb 10, 2012 @ 14:23:47

    I will post it in total for reading past headlines challenged Theou

    Americans For Obama’
    Except for #18, (where can you get gas for less than $3.65 lately?) the rest are right on target. “X”
    If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, you must have certain basic beliefs:

    1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
    2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of the Chinese and the moslems.
    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
    6. You have to be against capital punishment (putting murderers to death) but support abortion (killing innocent unborn babies) on demand (federally funded of course.)
    7. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments and unions create prosperity.
    8. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature but loony activists from Seattle do.
    9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
    10. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution while the ACLU is good because it supports the destruction of certain parts of the Constitution.
    11. You have to believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.
    12. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger , the communist who created the PP abortion system for black babies, and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson or Thomas Edison.
    13. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist but racial quotas/AA are not.
    14. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because you ran out of other peoples money and the right people haven’t been in charge.
    15. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but liars and sex offenders in the White House are OK.
    16. You have to believe that homosexual parades should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
    17. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the U.S.
    18. You have to believe that gasoline priced at $1.59 per gallon is too expensive but accept bottled spring water at $1.09 per quart as reasonable.
    19. You have to believe the purpose of government is to take money from people who earned it and spend it on people who did not earn it.
    20. You have to believe in Democracy but demand only liberal Democratic victories in elections.
    21. You have to believe that people who disagree with you are stupid and backward while believing people who agree with you are “progressive” and “enlightened.”
    22. You have to believe that a “B” average economics major from Yale University with a MBA from Harvard Business School is too stupid to be President of the United States.
    23. You have to believe that a “C” average history major from Harvard University, who then dropped out of Vanderbilt Law School and was a failure at Vanderbilt Divinity School, is brilliant and should be President of the United States.
    24. You are proud to have Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Bill Clinton in the Democratic Party.
    25. You agreed with France’s position on the war in Iraq until combat victory was achieved within three weeks.
    26. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
    27. You must believe that you can pick up a turd from the clean end without getting it on you.
    Vote Democratic…It’s easier than getting a job.
    It was DEMOCRATS [the southern ones] that institutionalized slavery of the American Negro.
    It was DEMOCRATS who commissioned medical professionals to proclaim that “excessive amounts of carbon in the bodies of Negroes” was the reason for their skin color and inferiority. (why do they still have a problem with the benign element Carbon)
    It was DEMOCRATS that did not like the 1860 election of abolitionist REPUBLICAN Lincoln.
    It was DEMOCRATS that seceded from the Union before he was even sworn in.
    It was DEMOCRATS that did not like the outcome of that war so they set up a shadow government in many states, mainly the South, but many in the North too.
    It was DEMOCRATS that formed their own army, the KKK. REPUBLICANS were hanged by the hundreds right alongside the Negroes, usually in the same tree. It was DEMOCRATS that set up Jim Crow laws in the South to further subjugate the Negroes.
    It was DEMOCRAT President Wilson that conducted several private screening in the White House of the film “Birth of A Nation”, the most savage racist product I have ever heard of.
    It was also DEMOCRAT President Wilson that so admired the Progressive movement’s Margret Sanger’s eugenics research (number of black babies aborted far exceeds those of other demographics)
    It was also DEMOCRAT President Wilson that re-segregated the military after it had been fully integrated by the Republicans in the 1870s.
    It was DEMOCRATS that fawned all over Hitler, and his National Socialist Democrat Party and prevented the US from preparing for WW2.
    It was DEMOCRATS that blocked three attempts during the Eisenhower Administration for comprehensive civil-rights legislation.
    It was DEMOCRATS that blocked the doors to Negro school children in Topeka, Little Rock, Montgomery and elsewhere.
    It was DEMOCRATS Bull Conner and George Wallace that loosed the fire hoses. It was REPUBLICAN Eisenhower that sent Federal troops to stop DEMOCRATS ONLY with the force of arms!
    It is DEMOCRATS that encourage black voters with handouts a life of bare subsistence on welfare – the new slaves of the new slave owners .IT is DEMOCRATS that are creating RACISM and CLASS WARFARE between peoples of the United States.

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